my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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