I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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