I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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