what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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