good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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