i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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