i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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