fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
how can u be prego again
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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