She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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