she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She's the barista slut.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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