our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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