so that wasnt chicken after all
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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