she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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