my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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