You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
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did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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