Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Randomize
