im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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