I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book