Quick, to the slutcave!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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