Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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