Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Nicole vs. Life
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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