I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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