I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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