Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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