imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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