Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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