Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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