just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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