Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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