homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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