Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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