You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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