you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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