was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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