Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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