carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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