Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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