who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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