grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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