meet me or not, i'm out of control
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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