i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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