Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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