I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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