my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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