Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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