Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He kissed a someone with a penis
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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