I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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