So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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