the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i out mim tonsoeep
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