i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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