so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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