I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This is my gift to your gina
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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